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If people bought cars like they bought Computers xD 5 5 1

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karkooshy


This is how rant'y some people in the world are lol!

What if General Motors had to maintain a “help line” for people who didn’t know how to operate their new cars?




HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”

HELPLINE: “Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?”

CUSTOMER: “What’s an ignition?”

HELPLINE: “It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”

CUSTOMER: “Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?”




HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “My car ran fine for a week, and now it won’t go anywhere!”

HELPLINE: “Is the gas tank empty?”

CUSTOMER: “Huh? How do I know?”

HELPLINE: “There’s a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from ‘E’ to ‘F.’ Where is the needle pointing?”

CUSTOMER: “It’s pointing to ‘E.’ What does that mean?”

HELPLINE: “It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you.”

CUSTOMER: “What!? I paid $20,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!”




HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “Your car sucks!”

HELPLINE: “What’s wrong?”

CUSTOMER: “It crashed, that’s what went wrong!”

HELPLINE: “What were you doing?”

CUSTOMER: “I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed — and now it won’t start!”

HELPLINE: “It’s your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?”

CUSTOMER: “I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn’t crash anymore!”




HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.”

HELPLINE: “Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “How do I work it?”

HELPLINE: “Do you know how to drive?”

CUSTOMER: “Do I know how to what?”

HELPLINE: “Do you know how to drive?”

CUSTOMER: “I’m not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!”




u know, there is a hidden meaning in this story xP


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Hyper Sonic


are these actually true stories

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karkooshy


no xD
its just a joke... >.<
I'm just comparing the characters in this joke with the people who buy computers in real life.
If u don't have a reason to buy something, don't buy it at all... esp. if u don't even know how to use it xP
that's the moral of this story... and I've met ALOT of people who are like said above...


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Hyper Sonic


lol wow how can ppl not know that

obiously u need gas in order to drive

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karkooshy


xD
I meant alot of people do that when it comes to computers...


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oh ok i misunderstood u

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Vimto


haha lol, some people are just so foolish

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Hyper Sonic


lol why cant ppl walk xP

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Vimto


Why don't you try it sometime.

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Hyper Sonic


becuase 1. its to cold 2. when i walk my foot sinks in the snow

3. driveway blocked 4. we got a car for a reason u know

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karkooshy


lion u just answered your own question xP


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Hyper Sonic


lol yeah xP that was weird

i busted myslef XP

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Vimto


That's why you're stupid.

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Hyper Sonic


im not stupid its called mistake

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