Billy was a chemist's son
But now he is no more
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4

Ok so there are 2 muffins in the oven. The first one said to the other: Boy it's hot in here.
The second one said:
OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
hahah... ha...ha.....ha.... ?


Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "Who's driving?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
Its butt.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.


When is a door not a door?
When its ajar.

*deathly silence*

ouch... ouch....ouch.... This lameness... it's so deadly... It physically hurts me... WHY ARE YOU SO LAME XD

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

again !
HAVE-YOU-FORGOTTEN-WHO-I-AM ?!?!?!!?


HAHAHA !!!!

physical pain !

The first 1 has a funnier arabic version...

and I didn't get any of the other jokes XP

And whats up with all the light bulb jokes... I never got them

lol... its ok i quite with readin any thin that has lame in the title and made by yasimin